Episode 1
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
Episode 2
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Episode 4
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
Episode 3
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
Episode 5
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
Episode 6
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
Episode 7
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
Episode 8
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
Episode 9
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
Episode 10
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special
Episode 11
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
Episode 12
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
Episode 13
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
Episode 14
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
Episode 15
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
Episode 16
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
Episode 17
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
Episode 18
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
Episode 19
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
Episode 20
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
Episode 21
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
Episode 22
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
Episode 23
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
Episode 24
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
Episode 25
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
Episode 26
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Episode 27
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
Episode 28
The Star family house runs away from home.
Episode 29
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Episode 30
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
Episode 31
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
Episode 32
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
Episode 33
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
Episode 34
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Episode 35
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
Episode 36
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
Episode 37
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
Episode 38
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
Episode 39
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
Episode 40
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Episode 41
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
Episode 42
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
Episode 43
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
Episode 44
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Episode 45
Patrick gets a stunt double.
Episode 46
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
Episode 47
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
Episode 48
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Episode 49
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
Episode 50
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."
