Episode 1
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Episode 2
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Episode 3
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Episode 4
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Episode 5
Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Episode 6
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Episode 7
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Episode 8
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Episode 9
Xavier has amnesia.
Episode 10
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.
