Episode 1

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The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement

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Episode 2

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Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey

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Episode 3

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Mime Riot

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Episode 4

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The Illiterate Merderer

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Episode 5

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The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?

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Episode 6

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Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes

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Episode 7

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Siri Shows Her Boobs

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Episode 8

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A Man for All Flu Seasons

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Episode 9

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3

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Episode 10

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What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad

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Episode 11

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Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi

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Episode 12

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!

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Episode 13

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The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

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Episode 14

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What the Butler Smelled

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Episode 15

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Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More

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Episode 16

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Armageddon Comes to Quiznos

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Episode 17

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Return to A-Hole Acres

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Episode 18

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It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet

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Episode 19

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Miracle Whip on 34th Street

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Episode 20

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The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!

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Episode 21

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Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle

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Episode 22

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Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah

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Episode 23

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The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings

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Episode 24

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Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve

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Episode 25

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May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended

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Episode 26

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Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old

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Episode 27

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Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude

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Episode 28

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Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!

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Episode 29

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Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y

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Episode 30

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The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes

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Episode 31

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The Mime Whisperer

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Episode 32

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The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar

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Episode 33

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The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day

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Episode 34

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Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove

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Episode 35

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This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network

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Episode 36

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The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College

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Episode 37

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The Bourne Again Ultimatum

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Episode 38

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Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!

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Episode 39

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We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.

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Episode 40

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A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies

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Episode 41

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The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks

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Episode 42

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The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz

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Episode 43

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Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas

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Episode 44

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The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine

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Episode 45

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"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher

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Episode 46

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The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon

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Episode 47

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Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World

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Episode 48

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Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy

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Episode 49

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The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid

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Episode 50

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Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight

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Episode 51

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Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain

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Episode 52

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The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo

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Episode 53

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Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric

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Episode 54

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Annie, Get Your Glock

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Episode 55

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Death Wish 6: Natural Causes

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Episode 56

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The Douche Who Lost His Bag

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Episode 57

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Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues

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Episode 58

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If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck

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Episode 59

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Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times

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Episode 60

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Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van

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Episode 61

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Bridesmaids Revisited

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Episode 62

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The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April

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Episode 63

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She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not

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Episode 64

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Honey, I Shrunk the Show

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Episode 65

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The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion

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Episode 66

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El Episodio Con El Título Español

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Episode 67

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Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra

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Episode 68

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That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong

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Episode 69

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The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows

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Episode 70

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Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's

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Episode 71

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Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.

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Episode 72

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Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™

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Episode 73

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The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx

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Episode 74

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Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.

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Episode 75

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Flash Mob on the Bounty

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Episode 76

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Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?

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Episode 77

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How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.

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Episode 78

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The Bourne Thingamajigee

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Episode 79

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The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)

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Episode 80

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Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five

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Episode 81

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Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local

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Episode 82

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I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags

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Episode 83

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How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?

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Episode 84

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I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie

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Episode 85

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What are you Doing With My Freak On?

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Episode 86

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The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue

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Episode 87

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Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?

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Episode 88

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Table for Two, Said the Fatman

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Episode 89

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Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!

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Episode 90

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You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown

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Episode 91

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The Thingy of Finite Imagination

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Episode 92

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Episode 257: Literally

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Episode 93

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The Channing Tatum Ultimatum

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Episode 94

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This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction

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Episode 95

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The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money

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Episode 96

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The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It

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Episode 97

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The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?

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Episode 98

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My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!

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Episode 99

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E-vite to a Murder

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Episode 100

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And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"

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Episode 101

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The Devil in the White Suburb

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Episode 102

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The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke

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Episode 103

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The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!

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Episode 104

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Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris

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Episode 105

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Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?

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Episode 106

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The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store

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Episode 107

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A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon

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Episode 108

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Godzilla vs. The Board of Education

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Episode 109

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The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó

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Episode 110

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John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen

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Episode 111

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Puss in Ugg Boots

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Episode 112

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Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly

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Episode 113

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Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference

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Episode 114

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Martin Short Meets Justin Long

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Episode 115

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Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown

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Episode 116

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The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery

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Episode 117

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Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol

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Episode 118

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Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God

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Episode 119

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Something, Something Japanese

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Episode 120

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Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory

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Episode 121

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Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany

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Episode 122

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The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully

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Episode 123

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Audit at Fiscal Point

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Episode 124

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Understatement in Hyperbole Town

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Episode 125

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The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons

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Episode 126

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The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen

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Episode 127

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Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number

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Episode 128

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The Land That Time Totally Blanked On

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Episode 129

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Are You There God? It's Me, Murder

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Episode 130

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Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!

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Episode 131

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The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp

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Episode 132

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The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread

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Episode 133

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The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar

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Episode 134

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Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time

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Episode 135

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The Murder of Steve Victim

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Episode 136

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The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo

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Episode 137

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Green Eggs and Jon Hamm

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Episode 138

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One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)

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Episode 139

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The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy

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Episode 140

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Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India

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Episode 141

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The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer

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Episode 142

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation

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Episode 143

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Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening

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Episode 144

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The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row

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Episode 145

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Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight

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Episode 146

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Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard

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Episode 147

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Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts

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Episode 148

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The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism

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Episode 149

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The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath

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Episode 150

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License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop

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Episode 151

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Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest

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Episode 152

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Love Potion Number MGD 64

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Episode 153

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Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain

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Episode 154

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Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia

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Episode 155

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There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder

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Episode 156

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Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo

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Episode 157

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When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent

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Episode 158

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A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan

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Episode 159

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Part Four 6: Part Twelve

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Episode 160

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Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker

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Episode 161

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Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee

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Episode 162

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The AARP Guide to Sexting

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