Episode 1
Doug believes New Year's Eve will be his big chance to steal a kiss from Patti.
Episode 2
Cassandra Bleem asks Doug to be her date at an upcoming party.
Episode 3
After an accident, Doug is afraid to ride for Patti's team in the bike relay.
Episode 4
Doug escapes into a fantasy while helping his dad clean his grandma's attic.
Episode 5
Patti and Skeeter share a secret, but suddenly the whole school seems to know it.
Episode 6
Doug needs help making a Halloween costume, but everyone is too busy to help.
Episode 7
Patti comes to stay with the Funnies, and Doug worries she will realize that he is an average guy.
Episode 8
When Doug takes the blame for Roger's fake injury, he has an enlightening dream about Quailman.
Episode 9
At a debate about school uniforms, Principal White announces that Skeeter will debate with Patti for him.
Episode 10
Patti seems to be good at everything, and Doug wonders how he will ever impress her.
Episode 11
Doug gains instant popularity when his sister dates a rock musician.
Episode 12
The STUART corporation's faulty products are making Megalopolis' citizens uncharacteristically short-tempered.
Episode 13
Doug volunteers to spend time with the residents of the Maturing Meadows retirement home.
Episode 14
Some of Doug's drawings get mixed in with Judy's application to college.
Episode 15
Everyone at school is worried about the mysterious SPIT tests.
Episode 16
The contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on.
Episode 17
When Doug's former best friend Bobby Bodingo visits, he turns out to be obnoxious.
Episode 18
Doug imagines that Quailman has to contend with an absent-minded professor while trying to stop five fiery comets.
Episode 19
For school-picture day, Doug douses himself with hair-care products.
Episode 20
Beebe Bluff's family is penniless due to heavy investments in the destroyed Yakestonian snoozegraffle crop.
Episode 21
While doing a recycling tribute to Shakespeare, Doug has a fantasy of Quailman and the League of Ultra-Buddies.
Episode 22
Patti's father, Chad, begins dating Miss Emily Kristal.
Episode 23
The night before Doug's Quailman-comic paper is due, Doug has not begun drawing.
Episode 24
Convinced that girls like rebels, Doug decides to leave school during an assembly and have a wild adventure.
Episode 25
Generalissimo Twang convinces three evildoers that they can defeat Quailman together.
Episode 26
Roger gets Doug to teach him how to be a gentleman.
Episode 27
Doug lends Roger his press pass to get into a movie screening.
Episode 28
Doug and Skeeter encounter a "kid" named Webster online and agree to meet in the park to exchange records.
Episode 29
Fixated on winning Survival Saturday, Doug ignores Bluffscout Patrol member Todd.
Episode 30
Doug asks his dad's old band to play at the school dance and is horrified when he hears them play.
Episode 31
Judy is leaving for college; Doug's voice is changing; Chad Mayonnaise and Miss Kristal are getting married.
