Episode 1
Captain Hero attempts to pledge a new neighborhood Greek family, and Ling Ling's dad moves in.
Episode 2
Wooldoor gets his own progressive children's TV show, and Toot chases dreams of a hot dog truck.
Episode 3
A spelling bee forces Foxxy to confront her champion past. Clara becomes addicted to car crashes.
Episode 4
Captain Hero commits to a special needs giant, and Clara goes Munchausen-by-proxy with Wooldoor.
Episode 5
Captain Hero stocks up on weapons after a burglary. Toot lives her food dreams.
Episode 6
Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the cool kids like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy, while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.
Episode 7
When the roommates depart for a trip to the mall, Clara assumes they've been Raptured.
Episode 8
The situation grows increasingly dire for everyone trapped in the van, and Foxxy is taken captive.
Episode 9
Captain Hero confronts a big fear after a drunk driving accident, and Ling Ling locates his inner monster.
Episode 10
Becoming a breakfast cereal mascot leads Wooldoor to fame and Crunch Berries addiction.
Episode 11
The housemates take a trip back in time as tots with a taste for murder.
Episode 12
Ling-Ling enters foster care, and Captain Hero time travels in order to play a prank on his past self.
Episode 13
Therapy unearths a repressed memory from Foxxy's past. Xandir gives Toot a makeover.
Episode 14
The housemates compete in musical performance in order to stay in the Drawn Together house.
