Episode 1
Parker gets a girlfriend, but is very nervous about kissing her. He turns to Josh for guidance.
Episode 2
Britney asks Josh to throw a Mr. Meaty birthday party for her little brother. When Josh and Parker feed the boy a piece of very sugary cake, he goes hyper and runs crazy through the mall.
Episode 3
A video leaked into the internet causes Parker to literally die of embarrassment, but it's not his time to go yet.
Episode 4
Mr. Carney books teen pop star, Jesse Lumberpond to hold a concert at the mall, and Josh and Parker scheme to be in his band, until he is knocked unconscious by Parker.
Episode 5
Josh throws a party while his family is out of the house, but worried about being cool, he will not allow Parker to come. Parker shows up anyway.
Episode 6
The cool kids and the geeks must work together to defeat an evil ork.
Episode 7
Josh and Parker keep putting off the making of their Ninja Zombies movie, so their future selves, from 80 years later, who still haven't made the movie, come back and try to convince them to quit procrastinating.
Episode 8
After Doug the security guard is injured, Parker decides to take his place. When the position goes to Parker's head, Josh organizes a resistance movement against him.
Episode 9
Parker is sick of his mom babying him, so he moves out of the house.
Episode 10
Parker is visited by the Puberty Fairy but struggles to hang onto his childhood.
Episode 11
Josh and Parker find out that their childhood bully has returned to Scaunchboro, and they plot to get revenge on him. But Josh realizes that Brent has changed and tries to get Parker to call off their "intergalactic revenge."
Episode 12
Josh fails his driving test, and instead of admitting it to Brittany, he takes her illegally to the drive-in, secretly using Parker to give him driving guidance.
