Episode 1
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Episode 2
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Episode 3
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Episode 4
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
Episode 5
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Episode 6
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
Episode 7
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Episode 8
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Episode 9
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Episode 10
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Episode 11
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Episode 12
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
Episode 13
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Episode 14
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Episode 15
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Episode 16
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Episode 17
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Episode 18
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Episode 19
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Episode 20
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Episode 21
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Episode 22
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
Episode 23
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
Episode 24
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Episode 25
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
Episode 26
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
Episode 27
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
Episode 28
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
Episode 29
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
Episode 30
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
Episode 31
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
Episode 32
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Episode 33
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
Episode 34
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
Episode 35
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
Episode 36
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
Episode 37
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
Episode 38
To have sexual relations with your mother.
Episode 39
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
Episode 40
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Episode 41
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
Episode 42
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
Episode 43
Exactly what it says on the tin...
Episode 44
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
Episode 45
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
Episode 46
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
Episode 47
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
Episode 48
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Episode 49
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
Episode 50
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
